Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Incident Reports

In case any of you were wondering, "Hey, what's-a-matter no incident reports lately?" I will tell you that I have been remarkably unclumsy lately. This is only because I have been spending most of my time seated, studying for exams. I should add that the cord for my Internet connection runs across my room in front of my door, and I trip on it almost on a daily basis. At least I've finally reached the point where I don't trip on it every single time I leave my room. Also, I was eating Pringles yesterday while Wally sat in my lap, and after a while I looked down to pet him and discovered that he had a nice little display of Pringles crumbs on him. Poor little guy.




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9 comments:

Deals On Wheels said...

It's because you aren't hanging out with me on a daily basis anymore. Admit it - it's true...

:P

Amstaff Mom said...

aww, poor Wally was all greasy. I bet her fur was still not as oily as mine!

Kudos to you for being so safe!

Amstaff Mom said...

not that I have fur. I meant that my hair is oily. Especially my bangs. Maybe it's not my scalp that's oily, but my forehead.

I should have drank some hot tea this morning. I didn't get home from school last night until 10:30pm!

RR said...

Yes, Deals, that's what it is. That means I would be better off not hanging out with you, wouldn't it? And it probably means that I shouldn't be handling anything especially fragile or delicate when I'm around you. Hmmm....

AM: he was not greasy. Just crumby. Sorry to hear about your bangs. If it makes you feel any better, I've moved on to the washing-hair-only-once-a-week stage, what with it being finals and all.

Deals On Wheels said...

(but you like hanging out with me, right?)

RR said...

Deals: Right. Apparently it's just not good for my physical well-being (except that I do tend to eat healthier around you).

Amstaff Mom said...

wait. I thought Wally was a girl! ohhhh yes. Now I remember. "SHE" was named after Wallis Simpson, but then "SHE" turned out to be a "HE". Is that right?

I've got too much ASL on my brain. Maybe that's night right at all.

Once a week!?!? You can wash your hair once a week? They wouldn't let me come to work if I did that. Although maybe my company could go into the oil business. I' could have little oil derricks on my head.

chirky said...

i'm a little disappointed that you're not more clumsy these days. can you work on that, please?

RR said...

Jes: um...I'll work on it, yeah.

AM: You're right about Wally. You've a good memory. Also, washing my hair once a week is not normal procedure. It's not that I can wash my hair once a week and it looks okay--it doesn't look okay. But now that finals are here, I don't leave the house much.

Deals: This just occurred to me--do you mean my not being clumsy is because I don't hang out with you on a daily basis, or is it that I am seated a lot more often because I don't hang out with you on a daily basis?