Incident Report, 6/24/05

1. Opened heavy old city directory, which landed on tip of left-hand ring finger.
2. Almost stepped on framed photograph sitting on floor. Weaved to avoid stepping on photograph. Almost fell during weaving. Spun around during weaving operation. Did a little dance move to make it look like I’d planned it all along.
3. Mowed down man in line at Half Price Books.
4. Hit self in head with tennis racket at tennis this evening (extra points for that one!).
5. Tripped on curb on campus when going to meet JLR.