Starts with "J," Rhymes with "Crackjass"

This morning on my way to work, I was sitting at the light at Greenville and Lovers Lane, waiting to turn left onto Lovers. Some bozo in a white Tahoe was sitting at the other side of the light, waiting to turn right onto Lovers. When I got the left turn light, I pulled forward, and Bozo waited until I started to turn and then turned right! He turned into my lane! I had to sit behind Bozo at the light at Lovers and 75. Booooooo.