Incident Report

Incident report, 6/23/05
1. Jabbed face with arm of sunglasses.
2. Over-vigorously scrubbed behind left ear, resulting in minor injury.
3. While in shower, dropped soap on floor outside of shower.
4. Dropped soap in shower.
5. Accidentally stabbed self in back with seriously strong thumbnail.

Incident report, 6/22/05
1. Put milk on second shelf on fridge, knocking lid off in the process. Spilled milk (didn’t cry).
2. Poured milk on second bowl of cereal. Put milk away, repeating incident no. 1 (didn't cry; muttered under breath).